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silly tumblr interface, stop preventing me from seeing all the tags on a thing!

Yggdra Union: BF18 Abridged

Royal Army: Yeah, so Yggdra's raring to kill Gulcasa and all, but she'll be fine, let's let her do her own thing for a while! 
Messenger: We found Gulcasa! I think we should tell the person who wants revenge the most, instead of everyone together! 
Yggdra: SCREW ASKING EVERYONE FOR BACKUP, I CAN DO THIS BY MYSELF BRAAAAH 
Royal Army: OH NOES GULCASA BLEW UP THE BRIDGE. WHATEVER SHALL WE DO, THERE'S A RIVER IN THE WAY, IT'S NOT AS IF WE HAVE ANY UNITS THAT CAN SWIM! 
Gulcasa: Sure it's weird for Nessiah to request to handle his plans by himself, but there's nothing suspicious about this, nope! I can totes trust him, we're tight like that. Let's go home, guys! *
Nessiah: You all exist to make my life more difficult and I hate you. Instead of joining up with you lot so that you'll trust me and hand my sword over nicely when I ask for it at the end of the game, I think I shall kill myself so I don't have to deal with it. Have fun rescuing the princess, see you later!
*Poster's Note: They actually are tight like that. Perhaps tight like more than that
feral: (reblogs this)
Me: I don't know what to say part of me is like "oh man s/he noticed" and the other part is like "it took him/her this long?" and s/he didn't say anything about the note does s/he even know that's there and not in his/her original script but it makes sense after all Gulcasa/Nessiah is basically canon and feral of all people should know this
Me: ...and I have no idea whether feral is a man/woman/boy/girl/trans/whatever just based on how much they? talk about stuff like that
Me: so now I have to be all ambiguous and stuff to avoid committing an offense!
Me: I don't even know why I'm freaking out over this; it's not like I use this blog for anything (anymore)

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-redux:

#the sans is comic

#the copperplate is gothic

#how many more puns will the futura bring

#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?

#the calibri of these puns is deteriorating

#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture

#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible

i’m going to throw up from laughing

#these puns are so last century gothic

#these puns aren’t really making an impact on me

#you are all a bunch of wingdings

Everyone, typography humor.

#we’re all going to helvetica

I should probably have something to add but who cares, IT’S TYPOGRAPHY

This is the best thing!

I am smiling so hard right now!

But I’ve got to wonder where this was taken. Anywhere close to a gothic bank?

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Davekatwhisperer’s anagram name is THIS WEAK DEPRAVER

Caity’s anagram name is

…

my actual name has nothing

crummiest drone omfg

I’M SHAGGY, HAIRY ASS, EVERYBODY ELSE GO HOME

Shitaiandfun’s anagram name is SAD IF IN HAUNT

HOG OK SMELLY SCORCHER

Cannibalpiechan’s anagram name is AN INCAPABLE INCH

OH GOD

Spell It With A K’s anagram name is KILL PHASE TWIT